Verbosity.

Also known as:

  • circumlocution
  • expatiation
  • grandiloquence
  • garrulousness
  • logorrhoea
  • long-windedness
  • loquaciousness
  • periphrasis
  • pleonasm
  • prolixity
  • rambling
  • repetitiousness
  • verbal diarrhea
  • verbiage
  • verboseness
  • windiness
  • wordiness

The irony.